Why These Biscuits Break All the Rules


 

✅ 2 cups self-rising flour (must be fresh!)
✅ 1 cup heavy whipping cream (plus 2 tbsp for brushing)

Optional upgrades:

  • 1 tbsp honey (for subtle sweetness)

  • 1 tsp flaky sea salt (for gourmet finish)


Foolproof Steps (Seriously, You Can’t Mess This Up!)

1. Mix Like You Just Don’t Care

  • In bowl, stir flour and cream just until combined (lumps = flakiness!).

  • If adding honey, mix it with the cream first.

2. Shape Without Stress

  • Dump onto floured surface. Pat (don’t roll!) into 1” thick rectangle.

  • Fold dough in half like a book (creates layers). Repeat once.

  • Cut with floured glass or jar (no biscuit cutter? No problem!).

3. Bake to Golden Bliss

  • Place on parchment paper. Brush tops with cream.

  • Bake at 450°F (230°C) for 12-15 mins until sky-high and golden.

  • Finish with flaky salt right after baking.


The Science Behind the Simplicity

🥛 Heavy cream = built-in butter! Its 36% fat content:

  • Coats flour proteins (prevents toughness)

  • Creates steam pockets (for lift)

  • Browns beautifully (no egg wash needed)


Next-Level Serving Ideas

🍯 Breakfast: Split warm, drizzle with honey butter
🍗 Dinner: Top with sausage gravy or fried chicken
🧀 Savory twist: Add ½ cup shredded cheddar before mixing